I've had enough of society being catered to morning people.. it's time for everything to be pushed back like two hours
Humans are cool and good actually it's just colonialism and capitalism that you're mad at
We're made to tell stories and braid each other's hair and build things and fucking help people and we're just as much part of the earth as all the other living organisms on this bitch y'all just made guns and money and decided the world is something to conquer welcome to my tedtalk
Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten.
“That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”
A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.
Cute but I woulda lost it 😂
Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.
I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm
*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”
Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home
#gender exists purely as an affectionate diminutive
Why is this hiding in the tags
boy (affectionate)
sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)
“Ma’am can I help you?” I say to my cat as she stands on my tit.
reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)
What are we? Who are we?
G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks
they piss don’t they
please unfollow me im fucking begging you
types of shiny pokemon
- ugly gold
- radioactive green
- indistinguishable from the regular version
- PINK
- did they randomize the colors?? why does it look like this???
- gold but it's not ugly
- the dominant color was replaced with bright purple and the other colors were left basically the same
- that one shade of maroon
- actually really good and way cooler than the regular version
examples:
and of course the one that’s entirely personal taste:
